Oh, somber, oh dearest, will you come to me via the Everest, as I’ll be waiting on my bestest, dress oh honor I bought the latest.
Category Archives: Cheese-em-Lessons
Heart beats for…
My heart beats for … In the realm of fandom and obsessive-fixation upon a longed-for subject (such as Blueberry Cheesecake or a certain member of a retired boyband), it is the easiest, most convenient way -but nonetheless creepy at one point, when the receiver does … Read More →
Nickname-ing 101.
My pumpkin pie! Hello, my sweet love, koochi-woochi cutey dove. Awh, thank you honey-buns. You sweetums you… oh you cheesums you! This is BASIC cheese. If you’ve managed to pet-name your loved one(s) with oozing-adjectives without making ‘em puke (or even YOURself puke), congratulations, you … Read More →
. Built on the
If you’ve had a bad day, don’t you just wish someone would_ ( refer to image :D ).
When words dont come easy, Make some grub, Play that slow jam, Dice those onions, Grill that chicken, Work that sauce pan, Grind that pepper, Sprinkle a little cheese, Serve on the bed, With a neat little treat.