My pumpkin pie! Hello, my sweet love, koochi-woochi cutey dove. Awh, thank you honey-buns. You sweetums you… oh you cheesums you!

This is BASIC cheese. If you’ve managed to pet-name your loved one(s) with oozing-adjectives without making ‘em puke (or even YOURself puke), congratulations, you deserve a pack of string cheese!